There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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