Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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