just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
handjob tips. give me some.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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