Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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