How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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