in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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