Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
BRING THE BAGELS
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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