you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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