It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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