any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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