She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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