I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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