I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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