I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize
