their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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