I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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