I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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