In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
