i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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