Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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