Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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