At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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