ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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