No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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