Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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