there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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