I'm jealous of your bromance
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The air was thick with penises
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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