All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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