Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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