I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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