This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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