if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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