susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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