Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
