I'm drive I can fine osifer
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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