Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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