maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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