wanna go halves on a baby?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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