im having a threesome with these popsicles
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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