So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
