Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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