so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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