I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
