I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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