If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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