Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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