I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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