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  • 96 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:50am

    Both cologne and purell would instantly burn like hell. Firstly, if a guy is dumb enough to use either of these on your pussy, leave him. Secondly, if you're dumb enough to let him, you deserve the pain, biatch.

  • 92 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:11am

    wow THIS is fake. your a dumbass. you cant use purell as lube you fcuking idiot. its ALCOHOL based and other than your vagina being on fire, and possibly fucking up your sytsem, you'd be even more dry. get a life dumbass

  • 74 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:18pm

    Haha 9:03! Spot on. He's a douche. He sucks at life. But she allows it. They deserve each other

  • 87 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:40am

    11:30... I think the grammar nazi was referring to the part where 11:11 said "your a dumbass". A for effort though.

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:14am

    you are calling someone a dumbass when you're the one using the possessive "your" instead of the contraction "you're". english fail.

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:06pm

    I love that there was a grammar Nazi Nazi fail there. I do think it's important to not be a dumbass yourself while in the process of calling someone a dumbass. Also, perhaps one would be inclined to purchase their own lube after being exposed to so much painful experimentation. In fact, who can afford a hotel room, but has to 'save up' for lube?

  • 71 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:48pm

    if you cant get wet enough to start having sex, THEN DONT HAVE IT! the only problem i've ever had was when we've been doing it for too long, and its just not doing it for me any longer. and then that shit hurts, and i let him kno too.

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:24am

    I once put tiger balm on my back after working out at home, thought I washed it all off my hands, got bored, then started to jerk it. The burning was like camping. It was in tents.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 8:56pm

    drink more water, and try some foreplay

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:29pm

    wtf? Lube is not expensive. Your boyfriend is an idiot, and you're even dumber than he is to let him use any of that stuff on you. If you can't get wet and you can't find real lube then you don't need to be having sex. OMG! To think they let people like you procreate.

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:50pm

    I invented the phrase Grammar Nazi, I would like my cookie now!!

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:20pm

    Have any of you ever even had sex before? I don't think the OP specifically said "when he first sticks it in me". After fucking for a significant period of time, most women begin to get a little bit dry. That's when throwing in a little lube is good. Personally, I'm allergic to most lube (not to mention earrings, make-up, grass, and most other things), so spit works just fine. Some of that stuff just sounds nasty though.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:19pm

    Any girl that can't get wet doesn't deserve someone to spend money on them, even if it's line.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:38am

    11:30, perhaps you should pay closer attention. I'm going to assume that 11:14 was referring to 11:11's statement, "your a dumbass." He/she should have used "you're" in that case.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:06pm

    That is one dry fucking pussy.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:11pm

    He needs to save up for KY?! Wow! You've got a winner there girl.

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:42am

    i am going to assume that anyone who gives a shit about spelling a punctuation on a message board is dumb cunt

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:06pm

    i couldn't have said it better, 11:42.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:04pm

    Or you need to grow a backbone

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:54am

    hahah this is a great way to get back at girl who sucks at life....gonna keep that in mind! party on wayne!

  • 74 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:15am

    maybe they shouldn't be hooking up if she isn't attracted to him enough to get naturally wet.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:03pm

    Grow up and have some respect for your body and yourself. Olive oil? Tanning oil? lotion? Purell? cologne even. Geez girl. Isn't that just a tad bit ridiculous?! Have a little bit of self esteem. I'm not adverse to KY (it makes the sex that more amazing). But Im not letting anyone put any of that crap in my vagina.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:12pm

    Who cares... People use lube. I've used shampoo hahaha

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:28am

    That is fucking disgusting and if you have THAT much trouble getting wet, you should really go to the doctor...

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 10 at 9:47pm

    Dude ky is only 6 bucks come on now

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:09pm

    That's sad that your dude can't even get you wet. Find a new guy who knows what he is doing.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:58pm

    to all of you who are saying fake: maybe he TRIED to use the cologne and purell and she was like "what the fuck? no!" or simply didnt know what he was trying to use and once it was in she said "what the fuck? no!" and i agree when people go all grammar nazi on people who make moronic mistakes whilst calling someone a moron.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:09am

    cologne and purell. poor guy.

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:39pm

    Bleach works well too. Especially for anal, it leaves her back door nice and clean.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:07pm

    wow, most of you people are really, REALLY, stupid. <-- grammar nazi to those of you who tried to disprove me: go fuck yourselves to those of you who aren't morons: you're alright =D

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:07pm

    LOL Purell and and cologne? At least your dried up pussy won't smell up. But it's gonna burn. Ouchies :(

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:18am

    Cologne? Feel the burn. Who on earth would be stupid enough to use that as lube? What moron of a woman would ever let him try anything else afterwards?

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:18am

    Or you could just get wet like a normal female.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:41am

    try having sex all day. YES YOU FUCKING DRY UP! idiots.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:29pm

    Srsly... VICKS Vapo-rub works the best, try it yourself today... you'll never be the same!!!

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:44pm

    Purell, cologne? Tell him to use Neosporin next time, if only to heal your now burnt vagina.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:09am

    maybe you should watch porn or something before you start fucking.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:10am

    either she's not attracted to him or he's circumcised, either way it sucks

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:45am

    cologne and purell would be painful. for both people. why would you use that? it wouldnt even work

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:38am

    This is DC right? figures...dumbasses only down there, it actually sounds like this could have been my ex MJ (not Michael Jackson or Jordan) she was as dry as the Sahara because she had what her gyno described as a "sensitive Vagina"

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:21pm

    purell and cologne?? wouldnt that hurt????

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:42pm

    They should both be sterilized. And he should lose his dick. He'd do better with strap on.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:46pm

    God save us all from dry pussy.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:07am

    1:20, if she's dry after a bit of the sex, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. Try to satisfy the woman a little bit and not focus on yourself. I've never gotten dry in the middle of sex. WTF are you doing? 2:07, Grammar Nazi fail. Grammar Nazis type in correct English using full sentences.

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:22pm

    if it weren't for the 2nd part of the text, i would've thought it was right on, because she did say "things used as lube ON me", as in on her body, not in her vagina. i've had guys use spit, body lotion, KY, whatever was handy if they were titty fucking me. that's safe and fun. but a biiiiig "no no" to putting anything like the above inside one's vagina. yikes.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:19pm

    You're pretty gross.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:23pm

    definitely this lady has a case of dead snatch. why even bother to lube it up? walk away ... no, run away

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:30am

    Well the 11:14 grammar Nazi is a FAIL. 11:11 was correct....it is your vagina and your system, not "you're (you are) vigina" or "you're (you are) system". Great job A-hole.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:48am

    fake fake fake. and you didn't invent grammar nazi, douchebag.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:51am

    omgomgomg fuck dude i'm surprised this chick hasn't gotten a uti/yeast infection from this shit purell?? really?? i'll be damned if any alcohol makes its way up my vag

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:30pm

    yea...purell burns... a lot... some guys are dumb. But seriously, you're still with this guy? At least my experience was a one night stand...

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 8:50pm

    yeah daddy i was born to ride! if i suck your dick will you put it inside meeee

  • 39 63
    Submitted by skelebat13 on May 21, 10 at 3:20pm

    Purell is pure alcohol...gonna do nothing but dry you out. Olive oil, however is an accetable substitute. But seriously, WTF!

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:52am

    Lol @ 9:03pm. I couldn't agree more.

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:13pm

    Wait... after one time with purell/cologne you let him back IN?! Sounds like you mentally deserve each other.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:13pm

    You have to lick it before you stick it

  • 13 19
    Submitted by nilesf1 on Feb 13, 14 at 2:36pm

    Grossssss

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:30am

    From the sounds of it he was try to make some kind of smelly concaxion out of your v.

  • 15 24
    Submitted by Xtasty on Aug 1, 13 at 11:46pm

    I know a girl that lost her virginity with the aid of olive oil. They were both really drink though. I've used aveeno lotion before for anal. No problems.

  • 41 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:37pm

    1:10 - how would the guy being circumcised be a problem? never heard that before, usually the other way around