Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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