Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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