People with herpes should wear stickers.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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