It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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