she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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