Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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