butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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